ANTI-JUBILEE COLLECTION - Featuring Banksy, dogs, monkeys, The Sex Pistols, Lemmy, a Lamborghini and s**t tattoos.

The Queen’s Diamond Jubilee will be happening soon. Everybody is getting excited. Everybody loves it. Nobody gives a flying fuck about nothing nowadays - apart from cats on the Internet and having a solid number of followers on Twitter – still, at the end of the day, everybody likes the Royalz, which is slightly weird because they don’t do much and they’ve got money, and for plenty of kids out there there’s No Future, but this is going to sound very Marxist, and Deleuzian and Johnny Rottensian, so I’ll shut up and show you a collection of Anti-Jubilee Artifacts, Statements, Collectables, and some other Shit.

1. Posters

An animal-friendly poster. Pets are more popular than Jesus, now. Sorry, John, George, Ringo and the other one.

“Fucking Hostile” celebration poster.

Betty the Zombie.

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¡Revolution, compadre!

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 2. Prince Charlie Boy mask.

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3. Assorted t-shirts.

Even the Queen hates hipsters (courtesy of LONDON FRIDGE).

“1952-2012 – 60 YEARS OF BEING BETTER THAN YOU.” (http://dailymash.shotdeadinthehead.com/product_view.aspx?pid=4506)

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“THE QUEEN IS DEAD”, said Morrissey. (http://www.redmolotov.com/catalogue/tshirts/all/the-queen-is-dead-tshirt.html)

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“NEVER MIND THE JUBILEE, HERE’S SOME DAYS OFF”, an homage to The Pistols. (http://www.shotdeadinthehead.com/)

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“OFF WITH HER HEAD”, a rather straight-to-the-point statement. (http://www.redmolotov.com/catalogue/tshirts/anti-jubilee-tshirts/anti-jubilee-tshirt.html)

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4. “Bling it up” Jubilee Sick Bag - http://lydialeith.bigcartel.com/product/jubilee-sick-bag-red

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5. WTF chocolate.

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6. A shit tattoo.

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7. JubiLambo!

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8. Another Banksy thing.

Banksy goes political, once again, and, once again, everybody goes “GENIUS!” and the Spaniards freak out and scream “BANSKY BANSKY BANSKY” twisting the order of the letters, but the result does not change.

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9. An unusual Jubilee party for monkeys.

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See more here http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/gallery/2012/may/29/monkey-tea-party-in-pictures

10. Finally, some good old fucking ROCK ‘N’ ROLL.

Here’s Johnny.

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Johnny and the Royalz.

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Here’s The Pistols

Here’s Lemmy (in some weird shorts).

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And here’s Motörhead, motherfuckers.

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